The Bachelor – the Top and the Bottom

It’s the most wonderful time of the year – The Bachelor is almost back. Hot babe guy, Ben Higgins, is this season’s bachelor. He’s beautiful, successful, and a fan fav, which makes him a perfect candidate to be our lead.  He might end up being  a little bland for our tastes, which is usually fine because the girls are train wrecks, but I’m not sure if that’s the case this season.

In this cast, no one really stands out as no bueno. This is great for Ben, but maybe not great for us? Like, I don’t ever remember seeing a cast that was this normal. Hopefully once the show gets started this will no longer be the case. Without further ado, here are the frontrunners and the backrunners.

The Top

Becca

becca

 

Last year’s second placer is back for another shot at love – and I think she has a great chance to make it pretty far. She’s beautiful, smart, and almost too normal for television.

Caila

caila

She’s super cute, and almost looks like Ben, and don’t guys like that or something? She has a good job, and again, seems to normal for television.

Olivia

olivia

This girl just LOOKS like a newscaster. I think Ben will like this ambitious and confident gal. Hopefully she also gets along with the other girls.

The Bottom

Maegan

meagan

Something tells me that Ben isn’t going to keep this cowgirl along past night one, but she will probably have an interesting entrance!

Samantha

samantha

There’s nothing that particularly stands out as negative about Samantha, or positive, which is kind of the point. In a world full of Laurens, I don’t think Sam has what it takes.

Mandi

mandi

She says one of her negatives is how much she drinks. This will be great for television, but bad for Ben. Hopefully she lasts long enough to provide a little drama.

To hear all our opinions of the cast with guests Randy Bailey and Kelley Wentworth, check out the Bachelor RHAP up.

Photos are courtesy of ABC

The Bachelorette – Every (final) Rose Has Its Thorns

andi - the blindsideWhat an episode, and what a season. I, like Nick, was blindsided by Andi’s choice.

I’m not going to go into a lot of detail about the ‘meeting the family’ or the ‘final’ date, because those are boring as F, and the whole time I was waiting for them to end so I could see someone get crushed.

Nick is first to meet Andi’s family, and he was super nervous about it. Andi looked fantastic in a flawless (250$) red maxi dress. Nick makes Andi’s mom cry because he says nice things, Andi’s dad says he gives his blessing. Josh then meets the fam wearing a very similar outfit to the one Hy is wearing, which probably scored him some points. He also gets permission to propose.

In the final date, Nick and Andi spent some time frolicking along the beach or something, I don’t know I wasn’t paying attention too hard. It came to the gift-giving time in our episode, and I thought both guys did a pretty bang up job. Nick gave Andi a necklace with sand from the Domincan beach they frolicked on. At the end of the date, Nick was nervous and Andi said everything was going to be alright. (spoiler alert; it wasn’t). Josh and Andi also did some frolicking. There was a boat involved. Josh gave Andi a personalized baseball card, because did you know he’s a baseball player. All kidding aside, I thought this was super cute.

We come to the morning of the engagement, the infamous Neil Lane comes to Josh’s door, and he picks out a nice, albeit safe, engagement ring that he hopes to give to Andi later that day. Nick opens his door expecting a visit from the aforementioned Lane, and it’s a surprise guest. Andi is at the door. Nick is confused, and understandably shaken by Andi’s visit.

She says she woke up that morning with the feeling that something wasn’t right with their relationship. She told him that she wouldn’t be choosing him, and that she was sorry, but she didn’t want to have a lifetime of over-analyzing. ooOOoOokay Andi. He left extremely dejected and confused about what had just happened. It’s also extremely interesting how so many of the women in the last few seasons have ended it with the runner-up before the platform, whereas the guys tend to do their breaking up when their women are expecting a ring.

We then see the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Josh tells Andi how much he loves her, and finally Andi reveals her feelings for Josh and that she’s chosen him. Josh gets down on one knee and proposes. This was a very sweet moment, and it might not be the result I was hoping for, it is great to see the two of them so happy.

We then go on to watch one of the strangest hours of television I’ve ever seen.

Chris Harrison teased earlier in the episode that one of the men was bitter and trying to talk to Andi since the show ended but has been unsuccessful. We find out that it was Nick, and that he made an effort to get some closure. Andi comes out on stage and they have a very cold interaction. Nick wanted some answers, Andi’s reasoning was that she was never in love with him (I call revisionist history on this one). The Nick said something that has had Bachelor Nation abuzz ever since.

While I think his comment should have been reserved for a private conversation, I don’t think he intended to be malicious or ‘slut-shamey’. I also think Andi had the right to sleep with whomever she chooses. I think Nick did have a point though, if she knew how he felt and didn’t return the feelings, then why would she go through with it. I think it’s because she genuinely did have feelings for him, and is saying now that she didn’t because her relationship with Josh has probably grown so much since finishing the show that she can’t imagine a time where she had feelings for Nick. How’s that for a run-on sentence.

Whether or not Nick gets the answers he needs, the conversation ends. We see another preview for Bachelor in Paradise which I am SO excited about. Then, Josh is able to join his fiancée in public for the first time. It was wonderful to see how much they loved each other, and I wish them all the happiness in the world. And then Grumpy Cat came out. I can’t make this stuff up.

It was a season with its ups and downs, and probably one of the most compelling seasons of the bachelorette we’ve seen in a while. Thanks for reading along all season long. I will be back next week writing and podcasting about Bachelor in Paradise. Until then, follow me on twitter, and check out this week’s podcast. If you’re looking for a little more of me, I talked about the Amazing Race Canada this week with RHAP mainstay Jessica Liese, so listen to that too if you’re so inclined.

andi - finale

xoxo

Haley

The Bachelorette – Cast Preview; the Top and the Bottom

A new season of the Bachelorette is almost upon us. Andi is going to start on her journey (take a shot) to find the love of her life. Now, the Bachelor/Bachelorette has had a pretty good track record the last few seasons, so I have as much faith as one can have with one of these shows.

I like Andi as the choice to be the new Bachelorette. She is smart, funny, and much less blandsauce than the last few choices. She won’t be afraid to speak her mind, and hopefully her ‘fairy tale’ count is less than 20, for all of our sakes’.

Like any season of the Bachelor or Bachelorette, there are a few standouts in the cast, for good and bad reasons. Now, because there are a few blandos and I am kind of lazy, I present to you my top 3 and bottom 3 suitors on this season of the Bachelorette.

The Best

Marcusmarcus

25

Sports Medicine Manager

Medicine Hat, AB.

Marcus stood out to me immediately. He is super cute, and best part? HE’S CANADIAN. He just has the look of a guy who would do well on the Bachelorette, and he’s an athlete to boot. I have a lot of faith that Marcus will go deep (in more ways than one) (sorry, bad/gross joke).

 

steveSteven

30

Snowboard Product Developer

Meadow Vista, CA

Steven seems like the fun, laid-back guy who could be a great balance for Andi’s fast-paced personality. It would be great if he could just get a little hair trim, but he can rock the longer locks. He is the unconventional guy that could be vying for Andi into hometowns.

 

ChrisCHRIS

32

Farmer

Lamont, IA

He and Andi have very different lifestyles. Andi is an Assistant DA in one of the USA’s busiest cities, while Chris is a Farmer in rural Iowa, but sometimes opposites attract. This could be the case for Andi and Chris. Also, he is wearing the best plaid shirt out of all the guys in his picture.

 

The Worst

Mikemike

29

Bartender

Guilderland, NY

I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but I just can’t help it in this case. Mike looks like he is straight out of a Miami Vice episode with that haircut. I wouldn’t be able to look past it, and Andi might not either.

Tasos

tasos

30

Wedding Event Coordinator

Denver, Colorado

I can’t pick out anything really wrong with Tasos, but I also can’t pick out anything that great about him either. He just seems like a whole lot of blandsauce that has ‘first night boot’ written all over him.

Codycody

28

Personal Trainer

Oakley, KS

Not a chance in hell. Too much self-tanner, too tight of a t-shirt. For some reason I can see Cody not going home on the first night. That worries me.

 

Check out the rest of the cast, and If you want to hear my opinions about the other guys, listen to the podcast I did with Rob Cesternino and Amy H where we talked in depth about all of the suitors and drafted them to our Bachelorette Fantasy teams. Amy and I are super excited to be hosting a weekly podcast on our favourite show to snark about.

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