The Bachelorette – The Top and The Bottom

Tonight marks the beginning of the new season of The Bachelorette. As everyone knows by now, they will be starting with two women as the bachelorettes, and then the men will choose who they want to pursue at the end of the night. ABC is trying to stretch out this cheap gimmick by making the premiere a two-night event, with the audience finding out which woman was chosen at the beginning of Tuesday’s episode.

Just like the premiere, this post is all about the guys. I give you my picks for the top and bottom of the pack. This was an ‘interesting’ draft class to say the least. Let’s get on with it.

The Top

Ian

ian

He’s cute, has a good job, and we can assume by his ‘who would you have lunch with’ answer, that he is a funny guy. I think he could easily charm Britt or Kaitlyn.

Ben H

Ben

I feel like he could be the douche of the season, but he is easily the best-looking guy in this cast, which will definitely carry him through at least a few weeks.

JJ

JJ

A guy from Denver? That just means he’s cool and easy-going, perfect for either of these women. He’s one of the older suitors, which would be good for Kaitlyn and Britt.

The Bottom

Corey

corey

Stop lying, we know you’re not 30. I can’t see him moving past the first night.

Brady

Brady

Something tells me he’s not here for the right reasons. Also, I didn’t realize anyone loved Chris Martin that much.

Shawn E

Shawn E

Three words: Amateur Sex Coach.

You can meet the rest of the cast here. Be sure to check out the pre-season podcast where we dissect all 25 men with Survivor’s Kelley Wentworth ( and make sure to vote for her for Survivor; Second Chance!). As always, follow me on twitter, @hstrong_, for all your live-tweeting needs.

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